Dave Ross is a comedian and this is online store. Every single order is packed by a real person, so if you have an issue with something, please just contact us at the contact link below, or email Dave at email@example.com, and we'll get right on it. You won't have any issues, though, because Dave is perfect.
Okay and now we will answer a couple possible questions you might have and we will format the questions like shitty tweets.
OMG DO YOU DO INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Yes but this is a very small operation so we do it case-by-case. Please just email Dave at firstname.lastname@example.org and he'll work it out with you. He's very nice over email. It's almost scary how nice he is.
OMG HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
2-4 weeks. Some will arrive sooner, but in general, expect your package to arrive in 2-4 weeks. You'll get an email when it has shipped!
OMG WHAT ABOUT CORONAVIRUS
All statistics about Covid-19 say that it can't live longer than three days on a surface, which is longer than it will take for your package to get to you. We still take precautions though: gloves and masks are worn, all packing surfaces and materials are sanitized before packing and shipping, and all the merchandise is disinfected as well.
WTF YOUR FUCKING FLIPBOOK IS SOLD OUT
OK BUT DO U LOVE ME TOO