About

Hey I'm Dave Ross. I'm a comedian and this is my store.  I pack and ship every single order myself, so if you have an issue with something, please use the contact page or email me at davetotheross@gmail.com.  I'll get right on it. 
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And now... the FAQ.

HEY DO YOU DO INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Yes!  But I do it case-by-case.  If you don't see your country listed as a shipping option, please email me at davetotheross@gmail.com and we'll work it out.  It's a little frustrating that we've gotta do it that way, I know, but I get so few international orders that if I don't do it this way I'll end up over-charging you.

HEY HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
2-4 weeks.  Some will arrive sooner, but in general, expect your package to arrive in 2-4 weeks.  You'll get an email when it has shipped!

HEY WHAT IS EMO FOOTBALL
Emo Football is a bunch of designs I made as a joke using this logo maker.  I made a bunch of fake logos in my room during lockdown in 2020, and people liked them so much that they demanded I make shirts. So here we are! It's a bit that got way, way out of hand.  I'm explaining this because I'm a designer as well as a comedian, and I very much believe in giving credit where credit is due, and so I didn't feel comfortable at first selling designs I made with a logo maker. After all, the characters in the logos were designed by another person. I've read the fine print in the logo maker's terms of service a million times, and so I know that I own the designs, but it still feels weird, right?  So I'm selling these, because I wrote them, but I also encourage you to make your own.  Here's the logo maker again.  Get out there and make your own stupid sports designs, please!  We all can do it!  And then sell them!  Hook up a bigcartel store to a printful store and VOILA.  WE ARE RUNNING THE SAME BUSINESS.  Hope you dig these stupid designs, they're very stupid.