Super Fucking Shitty Dave Ross Plunger (1 of 1)

This was Dave's first attempt at making a branded Dave Ross plunger, and as you can see, he really really fucked it up. He couldn't find a printing company that would make them for him, so being the arrogant stupid man he is, he bought permanent rubber boat paint and had a Dave Ross stencil made, assuming that that combined with his complete lack of experience was enough to create something perfect. He was clearly wrong. But not only was he wrong, he was insanely wrong. This thing looks like fucking dog shit. You wouldn't even know the disgusting blotches of paint were his first and last name if he didn't tell you this long-ass story. But alas, you people are wonderful, and requested the chance to buy this shit on instagram, so here you go. Thank you for supporting live(?) comedy.

Heads-up: it's an additional $5 for shipping but if you live in New York City, Dave will walk it to your house and give you your five bucks back