Today's Radio Hits 7-Inch

Dave's "Today's Radio Hits" sketch EP on round 7-inch black vinyl with a full-color one-sided poster cover. Label art by Dave and cover art by Ali O'Neil!

TRACK LISTING
1) THE RADIO
2) THE MONEY PIT
3) KGUY
4) JOE BIDEN FEST
5) KTRASH
6) EVERY SINGLE ROCK SONG (ft. By-Product)
7) KFUQ
8) THE END
9) BETTY THE PIT BULL LOVES TO LICK HER ASSHOLE [BONUS TRACK]

Written, performed by and recorded at home by Dave Ross over the course of many years. Tracks 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 and 8 were parts of a bit Dave would perform live at standup and variety shows in 2015 and 2016, with the setup, "Here's my impression of radio." Track 6 Dave made for no reason at all, using an old beat his friend Steve Anderson, aka By-Product, had made him years before. Track 4 was made for his podcast What's it Called, in tandem with a flyer he posted on instagram fora fake festival called Joe Biden Fest. And finally, track 9, is for Dave's dog, Betty. She's actually his girlfriend's dog, but Betty and Dave are very close friends, so close in fact that she feels like his dog, and so Dave made her this radio sweeper about how often she likes to lick her fucking asshole.

WARNING: These are lathe-cut records, which means they play a little quieter and might not play well on cheaper turntables. From the manufacturer: "These records do not always play well on all turntables, especially cheap turntables without a weighted tonearm. However, they have all been play tested to make sure that they track on a properly weighted record player. " For more info read the manufacturer's faq here: http://www.lockgrooves.com/faq.php