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I AM A TRUCK sticker
$1.00

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Herpes! Koozie
$2.00

The Only ENAMEL PIN Ever
$5.00

Dave Ross Cat Litter Scoop
$5.00

Vulnerable Idiot Enamel Pin
$7.00

The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex (CASSETTE ALBUM)
$10.00

Almost Nothing 4-inch (Chris Cresswell / Dave Ross Split Record)
$10.00

Herpes! 7-inch
$12.00

Vulnerable Idiot 7-Inch
$12.00

The Only DAD HAT Ever
$15.00

The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex (FLIPBOOK + DIGITAL ALBUM)
$15.00

Epstein Was Murdered Mini Basketball Hoop
$15.00

Vulnerable Idiot t-shirt
$25.00

The Only WHITE SHIRT Ever
$25.00

I AM A TRUCK t-shirt
$25.00

CAN I HAVE SOME RANCH shirt
$30.00

NO WORRIES IF NOT shirt
$30.00

I THINK I'M GONNA STAY IN shirt
$30.00

YOOOOO shirt
$30.00

HELP shirt
$30.00

SHUT UP shirt
$30.00

FUCK YOU IDIOT (bear) shirt
$30.00

EAT SHIT shirt
$30.00

FUCK YOU IDIOT (hot dog) shirt
$30.00